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COCK A DOODLE DO's
• Since 1982, Cluckin' Bell has been leading the way in providing billions of chickens with a very happy resting place - your stomach! Using our uniquely humane way of factory farming them, we can provide you with the cheapest, most satisfying fried chicken around!
• Using our patented herby feed, the chickens are effectively being marinated from the day they are born. All to bring the taste all the way to your plate. Cock A Doodle Do!
• Our chickens don't die in vain. Guaranteed!
COCK A DOODLE DON'Ts
• No Cluckin' Bell chicken ever saw the light of day, so they don't know what they are missing!
• Unlike other chains, our chickens WANT to be deep fried at a young age!
• Our deep fried chicken is healthy, especially for girls hitting puberty!
Cluckin' Little Meal - $2
The Little Clucker Kids Meal - for your little clucker. Or for the little clucker in YOU!
For those who like to stay real small.
Cluckin' Big Meal - $5
Enjoy a delicious Cluckin Bell Fillet Burger, Fowl Wrap or Large Wing Pieces,
with Fries and a delicious Sprunk!
Cluckin' Huge Meal - $10
For those of you who like it huge, and can't get enough Cluckin'.
Get a large bucket, a double fillet, a bulging fowl wrap and extra large blast of Sprunk
to wash it all down.
Salad Meal - $10
We are pleased to be obliged to serve you this wonderful health-conscious alternative meal.
Our Outlets
East Los Santos
Willowfield
Market
Cluckin' Bell bears no responsibility for any of the following side effects from eating our chicken - mammary gland swelling, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, heart disease, brain shrinkage, obesity, stomach ulcers, blindness or teenage acne.
Cluckin' Bell recommends a healthy, mixed diet with lots of exercise.
Just because our food is cheap and full of addictive chemicals, doesn't mean you should eat it all of the time. If you do, that's your look out.
Guaranteed!
For more information about Cluckin' Bell (everything is written in this page already, ass.)
Visit our website at..
http://www.cluckinbellhappychicken.com/
